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The Designer’s Love Letter

January 10th, 2010 | 2 Comments | Posted in Design, Fun, Love

I had such a good laugh over this so I decided to share it on my blog (after editing alil) – Thanks Chris !

Before you came,
my life was as boring as the white Locked BackGround layer,
but now that I have known you,
you have added.. many Layers to my life..
Filters to allow me to see aspects of myself that I have never seen before..
You, have Masked away my flaws, marqueed away my bad habits,
I will head to the Photoshop, to print out as many happy memories as possible..

You Illustrate my life with colour,
I have been Live-Traced by your fingertips.
Vectored into completion

Your body, has more sexy curves than a Sans-serif Font.
I will make a font for you, and together we will attempt every letter.
We can call it the FONTASUTRA..

You are my Lorem Ipsum, the one to fill the empty spaces with words when I have none to use..

I will make our HOME(page), an epitome of perfection,
no leaky sink pipes,
no broken links!
and a comfort to navigate around, even in the dark..
We can Flash each other in this personal space,
where it can be either a fast or slow interactive process,
with your choice of streaming music in the home!

You are my Dreamweaver, even though you still give me the occasional nightmare.
Our home and email inbox will be Comletely Safe and Secure(CSS) from from thieves, burglars, spammers, hackers, nigerian money scammer and the like.
My Personal Hygiene Practices(PHP) means I will shave, never have bad breath or body odur..
and my knowledge of HTML(How To Make Love) will be a cup never filled,
and no table will be spared..(dining room table, kitchen table, living room coffee table..)

You are my (adobe)Bridge that calms my entire extended family(Photoshop, Illustrator, Indesign, rebel RAWs and Deviant Jpegs)

My diamond ring to you, will only be of the Final Cut (Pro)..

My wedding vows will be lovingly Copywrited..

Our wedding Soundtrack, will not feature anything from Garageband, only Protools and Soundtrack Pro

You are my MacbookPro, we will spend many late nights, either doing absolutely nothing or creating something beautiful and useful.

I will touch you more than I touch my iPhone..

Even when we grow old and senile,
I will make endless podcasts to myself beforehand, so that I wont forget you..
because then this Really Senile Seniorcitizen(RSS) fears nothing, except the loss of happy memories with you,
and his xbox360..

My life, My love indesign for you..